It’s bad form to gloat, but since the Aussies have been nasty to our Faf after the Proteas whitewashed them in the one-day series and gave them a thrashing in the first two Tests, all niceties are henceforth abandoned. • What do you call an Aussie cricketer with 100 by his name? A bowler. • What do you call an Aussie who can hold a catch? A fisherman. • What’s the difference between Cinderella and an Australian cricketer? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. • What do you call a world-class Aussie cricketer? Retired. • What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? A waiter. • The Australian bobsledding team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast. • What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula One car? Nothing. If you blink you’ll miss them both. • What is the main function of the Australian coach? To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. • Who spends the most time on th...
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