Dr Evil: Gentlemen, I have a plan. It’s called blackmail. The royal family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make up a story that Prince Charles has had an affair and therefore will have to divorce!

Number two: Prince Charles did have an affair. He admitted it, and they did get divorced...

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