Six days in, and your suits are collecting cobwebs, you’ve embraced walking around the garden 33 times a day to get your Discovery Vitality points and every now and again you catch yourself thinking: “Is this seriously happening?”

After all, it’s April the first today, so when is somebody just going to confess it’s all been one awful prank, and we can go back to living our lives like before?..

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