JUSTICE MALALA: Zuma the Unready

Things tend to go awry when you aren’t properly prepared for the task at hand. Ask Jacob Zuma’s government. Or a certain restaurant in Sandton

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JUSTICE MALALA: Here’s a tip: trust the locals

Whether it’s about food or something else, they aren’t always right; but when they are, they are spot on. If they say it’s time for Zuma to go, he will

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JUSTICE MALALA: Everyone’s running, so why shouldn’t I?

Like Mbete, I have nothing to offer. But unlike Cyril I am declaring here and now that I am ready to run. ANC members, take me, I am yours

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JUSTICE MALALA: Asleep at the wheel

Despite the turmoil in the country, Jacob Zuma is sleeping soundly. As is most of Mpumalanga, it seems. Luckily, a small country inn in Waterval Onder is open ...

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JUSTICE MALALA: More of a joker than an ace

The Free State premier needs to pay attention to his province, where he has set the bar so low that even the restaurant food is unappetising

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JUSTICE MALALA: A cut above the tosh

In a time of hot air and inanity, the Turn ’n Tender restaurant chain seems to offer more value and reliability than your average politician

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JUSTICE MALALA: Junk status, not junk food

Despite what the comrades say, SA’s downgrade is no laughing matter. But a decent pizza and chilled white wine will help take the edge off

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JUSTICE MALALA: An appetising alternative

At a small eatery where posters adorn the walls and lighting is minimal, the menu offers visitors some unexpected flavours

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JUSTICE MALALA: Forget Noakes folks, dig in

Some call it the township hamburger, but the kota, filling and delicious, is better than that. You can get them in many variations all over Gauteng

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JUSTICE MALALA: Eat before you tweet

Why don’t Mmusi Maimane and DA Federal Council chair James Selfe wrestle Helen Zille down and take her smartphone away from her?

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JUSTICE MALALA: How Jamie opened my eyes

I was intimidated by cookbooks and their minute measurements. Along came Oliver and his ‘pinch of this and smidgen of that’

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JUSTICE MALALA: A rum affair

Zuma has saddled SA with some lame duck ministers. But at least our restaurant scene is untouched by cabinet’s incompetence

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JUSTICE MALALA: A double Brian, please

Some things are so good that though you would usually only do them once, at odd times you may do them twice — like Molefe joining the ANC

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JUSTICE MALALA: Leading the pack

While the current crop of world leaders may leave a lot to be desired, a Jo’burg café is proving to be a breakfast frontrunner worthy of a following

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JUSTICE MALALA: This is the way to stay sane

Never mind the ruling party and its president. We should just concentrate on that other, more joyful meaning of party, and keep the fun flag flying

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JUSTICE MALALA: In for a penny ...

One meal at Dubai Airport’s Seafood Restaurant will make it clear why the Guptas are clinging to SA — they can’t afford to relocate to Dubai yet

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