TOM EATON: What kind of presidential candidate has only one affair?
'Ramaphosa has the nerve, the barefaced audacity, to admit that he's only had one paltry dalliance?'
I must admit that I am terribly disappointed in Cyril Ramaphosa. Just one affair? What kind of presidential contender only has one affair? In France you can't even become deputy mayor unless you list at least three dangerous liaisons in your CV. The Italian constitution demands that when a new president is inaugurated, he or she has to take the oath of office while being orally pleasured by at least five lovers. And Ramaphosa has the nerve, the barefaced audacity, to admit that he's only had one paltry dalliance?No, Mr Ramaphosa. This will not stand. You have betrayed the very institution of patriarchal politics and you have lost the respect of the millions of hypocrites in this country. Still, at least the disappointing revelations of the weekend were illuminating in other ways. For starters, there was more confirmation (if any more was needed) of just how inept the Zupta camp can be when it comes to Machiavellian schemes. A sex scandal? Seriously? All the dirty tricks at their dis...
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