In a normal world, I’d be walking on a beach right now, my feet gloriously enrobed in sand; my nose sniffing out the ozone like a bloodhound on the scent. Instead, I’ve lost money, infuriated a dear friend, and robbed myself of the chance to dip my desperate toes in the Indian Ocean.

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