Twitter founder Jack Dorsey is coming to SA in November, and I for one am as giddy as a debutante who is light-headed from screaming abuse at strangers all night long.

According to a tweet by the reclusive billionaire, he will be visiting Ethiopia, Ghana, Nigeria and SA to meet local entrepreneurs, no doubt sharing with them his inspiring story about a mild-mannered computer programmer who gave a voice to marginalised narcissists, morons and worshippers of banality. (And columnists who just use Twitter socially. No, really, I can stop whenever I want. Seriously, I don’t have a problem.)

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