In a shocking breach of national security, the Zondo commission this week published a blueprint for world powers detailing how to invade and occupy SA in a single day without firing a shot.

Code-named “Operation Make Like The Guptas And You’ll Be Hundreds”, the blueprint reveals that any foreign power wishing to annex SA and add it to its territory needs only to unleash the following blitzkrieg: 

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