It has been nearly a week since Universal dropped the trailer for what it hopes will be its big Christmas extravaganza, Cats, a live-action adaptation of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical of the same name.

Naturally, as a huge fan of anything involving massed vocal harmonies and jazz hands, I was among the first 8.7-million to watch it on YouTube. And it’s taken me a while to recover.

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