SARAH BUITENDACH: Has Covid-19 destroyed sex too?
Apparently the ‘We’re at home all the time, so are doing it a lot’ shtick is a ruse, a dastardly lie foisted upon us by the liberal media and our own bragging mates
27 January 2021 - 08:00
Trust the Australians to suggest that having sex with a person outside your bubble is safest when you observe the rule about being 1.5m apart. The mind runs wild. How would you even manage such a thing? Long arms? Toes? Didgeridoos?
Perhaps they’re making like John Dillermand, the claymation character in an inexplicable new Danish kid’s show billed as having the world’s longest penis? ..
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