"Yes, there is a safe way to have a cannibalism fetish." That’s an actual headline from US magazine Cosmopolitan last week. I won’t bother you with the meat of the story, which was about how cannibalism fetishism was being sensationalised when the real story should have been about sexual abuse, and how the foundations of BDSM relations (not the misspelt acronym for Business Day and the FM, let me hasten to point out) should be consent.

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