They’re billing it "The Rumble in DA Jungle", a four-match, winner-takes-all showdown. In the blue corner, the party’s interim leader, John "I squeak for you" Steenhuisen; in the other blue corner, the new kid on the block, Mbali "Kill them with kindness" Ntuli.

Well, by "they", I mean some guy on Twitter called Anton and a few of his friends. The actual hashtag, disappointingly, is #MbaliVsJohn, which we can all agree is hardly up to WWE standards...

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