Faf de Klerk. Picture: STEVE HAAG/GALLO IMAGES
Faf de Klerk. Picture: STEVE HAAG/GALLO IMAGES

To man-of-the-match in the first Springbok Test against England, Faf de Klerk: please come home for good. We will buy you a house by the sea, with a guarantee of no expropriation without compensation. If anyone tries, Aphiwe Dyantyi will cover your back for sure.

AR Viljoen
Elgin