It was Julius Malema who showed me that my seismograph needs urgent attention. I suspect you know what I’m talking about, because I think most of us have one.

Not the pretty machines you might have seen in a museum, where movement in the Earth’s crust is translated into delicate spikes and troughs drawn onto a slowly rotating drum of paper.

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