Lockdown level 3 sounds like the name of a B-grade action movie starring Eric Roberts. And many of the decisions made on our behalf by an ensemble of scrambling ministers appear as well thought out as the plot tropes in B-grade gems such as Best of the Best 2.

Covid-19 has been accused of many things, such as accelerating digital transformation, keeping Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma smoking hot and spoiling the best-laid plans of gym aficionados and fitness freaks.

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